When I recieved notification about FWD:_/_/link that shows online_bussiness_ops Lower_Becki from email@example.com, I was a little surprised. I hadn't heard from my friend Ytgrplbeml in years. Now she has suddenly reappeared to tell me about her online_bussiness_ops Lower_Becki. Sure, I frequently get emails from old friends I have grown out of touch with, such as ytgrplbeml, hgdqfl, and Denatured P. Miking, but rarely do they offer to shair their online_bussiness_ops Lower_Becki.
She then signed the email as "Lineberry Argelia." Evidently, she got her name changed since she started typing the email. I can hardly blame her. I would change my name too, if my name were Ytgrplbeml.
However, Ytgrplbeml went further than this. After her signature, she told me, "if sent wrongfully, you are able of interrupting any more adv-mails if you desire to, also on same link." This means that the next time I am sent wrongfully, I will be able to interrupt some adv-mails, if I so desire.
She closed the letter, or so I thought, with "or: /E.N.I.A.C. Mrketng SA de CV P.O.B. _número 1098 >01007 >S. Jose Costa Rica." This appears to be an address. Perhaps she wants me to visit her? Perhaps she herself was sent wrongfully there? Perhaps she needs me to rescue her from E.N.I.A.C. Mrketng SA de CV P.O.B. _número 1098 >01007 >S. Jose Costa Rica? But what does she mean "P.O.B"? Post Office Box? No. Ytgrplbeml was so "naturally enhanced" that she could never fit in a box. Perhaps a P.O.B. is a grandparent of an S.O.B..
Ytgrplbeml's final words of warning were "in monosyllables; and the conversation soon flagged. At last; however; the Von Kramm. Then I shall drop you a line to let you know how we progress. was equally hot upon the other side A blow was struck and in an instant the lady whocacherait-elle pas dans son sein les dernieres varietes de ces especes brown overcoat with a wrinkled velvet collar lay upon a chair beside him Altogetherlaquelle nous nous sommes lances trop legerement Que de temps perdu." This is why I love Ytgrplbeml so much. She always knows just what I'm thinking. It's too bad about Lady Whocacherait. She was always so nice to us as children.
Overall, I was very excited to hear about FWD:_/_/link that shows online_bussiness_ops Lower_Becki. Unfortunately, I don't have the time to dash off to Costa Rica and rescue Ytgrplbeml. Delete.