Five or six years ago Brad Pitt was the model of effeminate masculine beauty.
Three years ago, with Fellowship of the Ring, Orlando Bloom usurped the position of prettiest of the pretty boys.
Now the two of them appear together in a movie "inspired by Homer's The Iliad." From the preview, we know Brad Pitt plays Achilles. Orlando Bloom plays (you guessed it) Paris. Who could they possibly find to play Patrocles, the one character more feminine than Paris? (This is actually a good question. After a lengthy search, I found his name: Garrett Hedlund. Wow. He made Helen look masculine.)
I have little else to say about this movie.