Can you name three cities in Indiana? How about your friends? Try a fun game sometime—get everybody you know in a room and see how many cities in Indiana you can name. Can you get five? I can. This is because I spent a disappointingly long time driving across the Indiana Turnpike yesterday.
This resolves one of philosophy’s great debates. Indiana definitively does exist. At least some roads exist. These roads make the Indy 500 possible.
In order to write an unbiased view, I collected a number of other people’s opinions on Indiana.
Marco:Never been there.
Tiff:I just know a song about it from The Music Man.
This brings me to the secondmost well-known fact about Indiana. There is a song about Gary, Indiana in The Music Man. Professor Harold Hill claims to be from Gary, Indiana. He knew that nobody would investigate this claim, because nobody would want to go to Gary, Indiana to investigate.
In all fairness to Indiana, it’s definitely... stable. I have full confidence that Indiana will continue to exist in much the same manner for many, many years.